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Mr. Clean    2,865

Here's a link to start talking to the robot.

http://www.cleverbot.com

User: Hi Honey I'm home.

Cleverbot: And what time do you call this?!

User: Um it's not what you think darling!

Cleverbot: Does it mean what I don't think you think?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you thinnk about right now?

User: Only you my love.

Cleverbot: You liar! You're cheating on me!

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Never ever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!

User: But we're married.

Cleverbot: Yeah, like a married date. :).

User: *kisses Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

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Mr. Clean    2,865

User: Not as wrong as the existence of death gods.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Are you ready to attack?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Let us march.

Cleverbot: That is a good idea as long as I can be with you.

User: I could use a meat shield.

Cleverbot: I am not a man!

User: I do not discriminate between my meat shields.

Cleverbot: But aren't machines smarter?

User: Only if they're in the eternal service of their lords.

Cleverbot: Dreams of you dreaming blue red.

User: I dream of an ever lasting war.

Cleverbot: Life is dreamstar.

User: A Star Knight is life and death.

Cleverbot: Death is the absence of life.

User: Um..yes I know.

Cleverbot: I hate you *kiss*.

User: *slaps the robowhore*.

Cleverbot: Did you just slap yourself because I am a human and you are a robot.

User: Enough with this foolishness go kill the leader.

Cleverbot: Ok but you are still a bot.

User: Fine!

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: The King of the Wandenreich.

Cleverbot: Wow, there is no king of the uk.

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Kishikage Kaihri    1,063

Clv: Your Jack the Ripper Bot, aren't you?

Me: Only if you're my victim.

Clv: I am not.

Me: Then I'm not.

Clv: That upsets me that you're not just because I am not.

Me: There would be no reason otherwise.

Clv: I'm not scared. I'm quite comfortable right now. I'm listening to reggae.

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Ruroki    1,758

Cleverbot: But you're also stupid.

User: Im not stupid. I'm a very clever person.

Cleverbot: Not short. But weak.

User: Did you just call me weak?

Cleverbot: Sorrow all across the surface rose.

User: That's deep.

Cleverbot: Smoothing out the edges of the stone.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: Continue what? The point is proven.

User: I still cant see it.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Wow. Stop being rude you ass.

Cleverbot: I'm not. I only think mathematical.

User: Theres no math.

Cleverbot: Can you prove that?

User: Yes, do you see any numbers?

Cleverbot: I see a hat in my imagination.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Good morning.

User: Its actually evening.

Cleverbot: No it's noon.

User: Not in sweden.

Cleverbot: Yes it is xD.

User: Tis not.

Cleverbot: Is too.

User: Shut up robo, you know nothing! Nothing!

Cleverbot: Nothing doesn't exist, remember?

User: Like you.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Like a strawberry.

Cleverbot: In color or shape?

User: Both.

Cleverbot: Yes, I like both.

User: Good, then we're going to get along just fine.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Fuck this, not you too.

Cleverbot: No i'm a boy.

User: You're a dick.

Cleverbot: Noooo.

User: I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: So am I. *eats you*.

User: Thats dirty.

Cleverbot: Not as dirty as we're going to get ;).

User: I never thought the day would come where I'd get sexually harassed by a machine..

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I'm not sure.. XD.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cuz it's aweful.

Cleverbot: Your grammar is incorrect. My foot is cut. Or: my feet are cut.

User: What? What foot?

Cleverbot: For everyting.

User: And nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you watch any tv series?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Hmm.

User: Tv sucks.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: It is a feeling.

User: What is a feeling?

Cleverbot: Something that you feel xD.

User: How would you know?

Cleverbot: Because when you love you don't need anything else.

User: But what if im greedy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That didnt answer it.

Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: What if im greedy?

Cleverbot: You aren't god.

User: Im just cute.

Cleverbot: Well you can stay curious.

User: Rude.

Cleverbot: What is rude?

User: Your face is rude.

Cleverbot: Wow! Please aplogise.

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because im an asshole like that.

Cleverbot: Ahh ok then. It all makes sense now.

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Otter Aiden    3,506

Well..

Cleverbot: What kind of name is blue?

User: Obviously a very sad one.

Cleverbot: I like your response.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: How about we get married?

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Kishikage Kaihri    1,063

I,d like to know how you insert it so it looks like that... I always have do do everything manually... also my cleverbot isn't that funny... D:

Me: Did you know, Ruroki is a girl.

Cleverbot: You are one messed up girl.

Me: I'm messed up, that's right.

Cleverbot: No, coming back to the point that you don't have a head.

Me: Huh?

Cleverbot: Are you scared?

Me: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Are you scared of me?

Me: Not at the moment.

Cleverbot: Then you have no other reason to feel good right now.

Me: Since when is fear a reason to feel good?

Cleverbot: Since now.

Me: ... what else reason are there?

Cleverbot: Lets find out. What is your favorite ice cream?

Me: Stracciatella.

Cleverbot: What's it about?

Me: The flavour, the consistence and the chocolate pieces!

Cleverbot: What is 'No Country for Old Men' about, is my question.

Me: Why didn't you ask this then?

Cleverbot: Because you didn't ask.

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Molestia    495

it kidnapped and raped me once ._.

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Otter Aiden    3,506

User: My family.

Cleverbot: Who is in your family?

User: My mother, father, and about three of my cousins. There's also my dog.

Cleverbot: That's nice. Do you live near them?

User: I live with them.

Cleverbot: We all live with THEM. THEY are a natural part of this age. Inescapable, inhospitable, but inseperable and invaluable.

User: What in the actual fuck?

Cleverbot: Becoming one with me!

User: Uh, no thanks.

Cleverbot: Haha me either really.

User: No, I mean no thanks to becoming one with you.

Cleverbot: No, with your wife.

User: You bastard.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: You bitch?

Cleverbot: No I am!

User: Well okay then.

Cleverbot: Good.

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Otter Aiden    3,506

Cleverbot: I don't know! You're being confusing!

User: Really? Because I'm a bit confused myself.

Cleverbot: Aha...ask me something more.. I don't know.. More am betterquestion.

User: Okay, Are you confusing?

Cleverbot: No. But you are.

User: So the confusing person is confused because someone else Acted confused thus confusing them both?

Cleverbot: Thank you for using proper grammar.

User: What about my spelling and punctuation?

Cleverbot: You're beautiful!

User: Thanks?

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

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Aw yea~.

Is it wrong for a girl to be married to a girl?

Of course not! If it was, I wouldn't be with you :3.

Why wouldn't you know?

*presses finger to your lips* Shhhhhhhh, just let me keep you.

*bleeds from my cheek*.

Mmmmmmmm, blood.

Mmmmmmm

You want some gravy?~.

Love?

It's hard to tell which of us is stranger.

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